Time to put Presidential politics aside, the destiny of the doily is at stake
With months to go, many wandering educators are already tiring of the negative campaign ads, and the back and forth bickering and posturing among Presidential candidates. It’s now time to take a break from Presidential politics and move on to more important issues. The B&B industry asks all red, white and blue travelers to set aside the political ambitions of Republicans and Democrats and focus on more important issues. Help choose the destiny of the doily at today’s inns and B&Bs.
The Better Way To Stay campaign asks all loyal Americans and Canadians to choose their party – Pro Doily or No Doily in Doily Decision 2012, a ground breaking popular vote sure to guide legislation into the future. Simply go to Betterwaytostay.com to view campaign ads from the Liberate Your Furniture SuperPac and the Crochet for a New Day Superpac then cast your vote.
The Pro Doily party is setting the doily stimulus package at the forefront of their campaign, running on a platform of freedom to crochet for all. “A doily on every surface,” is the mantra of the Pro Doily party, lobbying for tax-free status for doilies among other amendments and supported by the Crochet for a Better Day Super PAC.
Berry Manor Inn, Rockland, Maine
The No Doily party maintains doily reform is long overdue, with doily anarchy having gone on long enough at inns and B&Bs. “Death to Doilies” is the cry of the No Doily Party promising to support capital punishment for doilies and vowing to put an end to doily excess, while eliminating doilies from every bureau in the country. This party is buoyed by the Liberate our Furniture SuperPac.
Lookout Pointe Inn, Hot Springs, Arkansas
Doily independents everywhere have admitted they can go both ways and have formed the GBW (Go Both Ways) Party. While supporting a tamer demise to the doily, they also back the civil rights of the doily too.
It’s time to cast your vote on the destiny of the doily. Choose your party and vote for the future of the doily at today’s inns and B&Bs. There’s a doily filled or doily free B&B for every true blooded inngoer. Go to http://www.betterwaytostay.com/doily-campaign/ and cast your vote in Doily Decision 2012, then find the B&B that’s perfectly decorated for your taste, not to mention tips on finding or burying doilies after Doily Decision 2012 is made.
Marti Mayne is the B&B Editor for Wandering Educators
Feature photo: No doilies at Castle in the Country, Allegan, Michigan